Nick
Though this may appear madness, there be method in it. Simple truths—
Can I interrupt here? I have a question.
Er, fair Uncle Scar? Why doth thou speakest when thou shouldn’t speakest?
Because I want to know—how canst thou make an omelette… when one of the eggs be rotten?
(sniffing Nick)
Ah, therein lies the rub! The rotten one—is you!
Nigel
Nick, what’s going on?
All me since Master Bottom’s plots are hard to follow.
(points to Nostradamus)
This man in a soothsayer. And he was hired by…
(points to Nick)
…this man, who paid him to look into the future and steal my greatest idea.
(looking at the guys in egg costums)
Though I can’t believe I come up with this shit.
Toby?
Or not Toby—that is the question.
You little snake.
And you said I was a shit actor
You will not make an ass of me.
No need. You’ve done a fine job on your own.
No. I don’t.
Well—my work is done.
(leaving, passing Nick)
Nice try, Nick.
(to the audience)
Yeah, that just happened.
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